Some guy at the barbershop is FORCING his teenaged son to join Facebook!

Got my first congratulations handshake from a stranger today. #gettingmarried

You'll never guess what these are.

The virgin mary of the chain link fence

Fwd:

I'm sure I'll meet A Queen while in the UK, but will I get to meet THE QUEEN?

Lovely, it smells like spring! Well, that or I stepped in something.

Those were some fabulous wings

Had my 1st @wendys fish sandwich of the season, yeah for Lent!

I can't tell if I feel more like Louise Jefferson or Bob Newhart today.

I think @charliesheen is just setting himself up to be the next Hugh Hefner #datelinenbc