Friday, August 19, 2005

Judge Mathis - Case #1

Spurned Lovers - The plaintiff was suing the defendant (a former lover) because she had given her $1200 to pay off some tickets on her car. Yes you read that correct, they were Lesbians! One was lipstick, the other was thug, they made a good pair.

Ruling: The judge dismissed the case.

Memorable Line: Plaintiff "I support my women, they don't have to ask for anything." Judge "What do you do for a living to "support your woman?" Do you make $50,000 a year?" Plaintiff: "Well not that substantial"

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