Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Brokeback Shopping List

Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE
• Beans
• Bacon
• Coffee
• Whiskey

WEEK TWO
• Beans
• Ham
• Coffee
• Whiskey

WEEK THREE
• Beans al fresca
• Thin-sliced Bacon
• Hazelnut Coffee
• Skyy vodka & Tanqueray gin
• K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
• Beans en salade
• Pancetta
• Coffee (espresso grind)
• 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
• 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
• Fresh Fava beans
• Jasmine rice
• Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
• Medallions of veal
• Porcini mushrooms
• 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
• 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
• 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
• 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
• Yukon Gold potatoes
• Heavy whipping cream
• Asparagus (very thin)
• Organic Eggs
• Spanish Lemons
• Gruyere cheese (well aged)
• Crushed Walnuts
• Arugula
• Clarified Butter
• Extra Virgin Olive oil
• Pure Balsamic vinegar
• 6 yards white silk organdy
• 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
• 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
and one large can of Crisco

8 comments:

Ms Mac said...

Too funny Michael! I can't wait to see this movie!

Andi said...

So, you're saying what? :)

I want to see it too but the only theatre it's on at is bloody miles away.

clew said...

Oh my! Am I old enough for this movie?

CanadianSwiss said...

Or is this an invitation for dinner at your place in 6 weeks? :-)

Karen said...

Ha ha! That is excellent!

Kat said...

lmao. It actually showed up in three movie theaters here after winning an award! Before that it was only in one.

Rob7534 said...

Wow, those cowboys are quick learners!

bubbles said...

funny.....it almost sounded like one of those priceless commercials.