Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Why I Live Alone

So did anyone see this ARTICLE?

Apparently two men were arguing because there was no toilet paper in the house.....so the one room-mate got super pissed and killed his roommate with a sledge hammer and a claw hammer. The man was bludgeoned so badly that they had to identify him by his fingerprints.

I wonder if it was one-ply or two-ply they were fighting over?

8 comments:

Ms Mac said...

Surely only the three ply super scented with pictures of flowers is worth killing anyone over!

Although I know how frustrating it is to reach for the bog roll only to find someone has not replaced the roll or replenished the stocks in the bathroom!

Andi said...

It was 1-ply I'm telling you!

Damn You 1-ply.................

Kat said...

Wonder if he is related to my ex-step-mother? She used to have fits about the toilet paper being empty, or on the roll backwards.

Robin said...

Thiings like this only happen in Central Florida. And Kentucky.

CanadianSwiss said...

It must have been Charmin'!

xmichra said...

haha!!! canadian swiss, I was about to say the same thing!! cha cha charmin!

Seriously demented though. You americans sure are a willie bunch!

GammaGoblin said...

I bet he "shit himself" when he saw his roomate coming with a sledge hammer.

Rob7534 said...

OMG that was funny Gammagoblin!

But killing a man, in such a manner over toilet paper, MY ASS!

There was more there, that kind of rage requires DECADES of hatred and resentment. I think Florida peeps are crazy, must be all that heat, and oranges!

I agree Xmichra! That's why I'm moving in with you, and your family :) Suprise!