Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Hello, Operator

((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
Hello??

"Hello? "
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Jimmy"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Jimmy"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the Phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the Bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the Phone.
"I did it Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all! "

"Oh my God! ! ! What about your Uncle Jimmy?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ? . . .Is this 555-7039?"

6 comments:

Kat said...

I literally LOLed. My kid looked at me like I'm crazy.

Good one

kaliblue said...

ROFLMAO oh this is funny. Thanks for the laugh. :-)

Rae Ann said...

That is great!! Came by way of kat.

Anne said...

Hi there..came from Kats..that is the too funny!!

Raynwomaan said...

Yes, the joke is hilarious, but I just got a look at your little "mygeospots" thingy... okay, your profile shows your location as Chicago, Illinois, but MyGeoSpots says I'm 6105 miles away from you... Am I the only one who thinks that's a little off? Since I'm in TN. :)

Michael said...

Hello Raynwomaan, thanks for stopping by.

Yeah that geo maps is a little screwed up because it says I'm way out in the burbs somewhere and I'm actually right next to the lake.