Sunday, June 25, 2006

Long Lost Relatives!

Dear Uncle Warren,

It has been a long time since we’ve talked? It feels like ages doesn’t it. I’m sure you’re saying to yourself “Who the heck is this from?” Do you know how I know that? Because you say that everytime you get a letter from me!

Please give my love to Auntie Susie (you two are still married right)?

Well I just wanted to check in with you before you finally decide to give all of your money away and remind you that I’m still over here.

Bye Unc,

Me

***UPDATED****

Dear Uncle Warren Cuzin Bill,

It has been a long time since we’ve talked? It feels like ages doesn’t it.

I’m sure you’re saying to yourself “Who the heck is this from?” Do you know how I know that? Because you say that everytime you get a letter from me!

Please give my love to Mindy, boy I bet she's glad she went ahead and married you. I mean we all had our doubts and stuff but we told her to get over it, you're rich!

Well I just wanted to check in with you, say hello and see how that transfer is going from Uncle Warren to you was going. Do you need my bank account number? Just let me know if you need it again.

Bye Unc, I mean Cuz,
Me

2 comments:

xmichra said...

hahahahah!!! Just remember that *I* am actually your second cousin. ;)

Michael said...

XM - Yes twice removed I remember, I had to send the police to remove you the first time!