Wednesday, June 07, 2006

New Carjacking Device

Wow, this just came on the market you really need to check it out. Girls, your man should not be without this!

Be the first on your block to get this new anti-carjacking device.

Guaranteed to protect your car from thieves and vandals.

Cannot be influenced by electronics gimmicks or gadgets.

Your vehicle will be so safe, your insurance company will most likely refund half of your premium payments!

But that's not all!

This device is self-installing!

There is no complicated wiring for you to hook up, no possibility of mistake.

Sound too good to be true?

Wait-- there's more!

If you own more than one vehicle, there is no need to invest in several different devices!

One size fits all and you can move this device from one vehicle to another on a moments notice!

And it keeps getting better!

You can have this state of the art anti-carjacking device for not $99.95, not $79.95, not even $29.95.

This new device is being offered free of charge to the first person who responds!

So don't miss this chance in a life time offer, scroll down to claim your new Anti-Carjacking device before supplies run out!

Scroll Down Please.


Andi said...

She's already on G's Xmas Wishlist.....

Karen said...


Kat said...

Finally, I can comment!!!!

What was I gonna say? Oh yeah, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. And did anyone else notice the run in her hose on her knee?

Michael said...

Kat - Honestly, I never got down that far!

Robin said...

Wow. That's a lot to take in at once.

CanadianSwiss said...

Ahhh, I get it. Sits in car once and you get instant flat tires!

GammaGoblin said...

Yeah yeah, a bunch of gays and women; what would you all know! Leave this fine woman alone! [shameless plug] Matt Bellamy would be furious with you all!

Michael said...

Gamma - So you won't mind that I gave her your address?

GammaGoblin said...

Do! Maybe she'll stop people stealing the bed :)