Tuesday, June 20, 2006

We're off to see the Wizard

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ... and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

“What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!” said the Wizard. Who’s next? "

Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!” said the Wizard.

“Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!” said the Wizard. “Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

1 comment:

Kat said...

LMAO