Wednesday, August 23, 2006

More of that F*cking G*d D@mn Lost Kitten

I've had enough.

Truly I have. A month ago....a month ago, these signs started showing up in the neighborhood.

At first it was just annoying, but then when I saw a poster almost a mile away I was just flabbergasted. Apparently these people had their "kitten" down at the park near the lake, and it was either stolen/taken/or walked away, because on the posters they say they'll pay anything for the return of their kitten.

So when Andi was here a few weeks ago, I decided I had had enough and dialed the phone to see if they had found their kitten....well the call went directly to voicemail and I hung up.

But last weekend when I was walking around, I saw ANOTHER one of their posters so I knew I had to say I dialed up their phone number and when someone answered I said "Hi, I'm calling about the poster for the lost kitten?" Oh yeah the person replied..."Did you find it?" The reply that came back was yeah we found which point I just said politely "Oh, I'm so happy for you. Could you please take down your god damn fucking posters that you have all over the neighborhood?" And I hung up!

Oh don't worry, I dialed *67 so they couldn't call me back, I know I'm a bitch.

4 comments: said...

Some years ago, one of the allotment gardeners behind our house shot the kitten of a neighbour of mine (between the eyes to be precise). Ever since, when such posters are hung up, we say to each other: Was this the bastard again?

Andi said...

I'm so glad you called, and I can back you up on the poster claim Michael.


Let's see if your call did the trick!

Michael said...

Gomad - That's just sad, I don't understand how people can be so cruel and heartless!

Andi - I highly doubt it, they sounded young and they were from South Carolina - I don't think they understand what it's like to live in "the city"

xmichra said...

hehe.. that was so bitchy, but AWESOME! Good for you Michael!