Wednesday, January 10, 2007

A famous visitor

I received the following telegram earlier this week:

Important delegate arriving on Friday - stop
Dispatch chauffer to Midway Airport - stop
Prepare champagne and chocolate truffles - stop
Not the cheap stuff either - stop
Do not - repeat - do not alert paparazzi - stop
STOP

It wasn't signed? I wonder who's coming to town? I'd better get the toothbrush out and start cleaning the bathroom grout! Oh yeah and turn the heat up past 64.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well it's not me so make sure you put the home brand champagne away and splash out on the Veuve Clicquot!

Anonymous said...

Well it's not me so make sure you put the home brand champagne away and splash out on the Veuve Clicquot!

Andi said...

See if it was me that was coming, that telegram would say:

Slapper on her way - stop
Get donkey out of shed - stop
Boxed wine and a Snickers bar - stop
Cheaper the better - stop
Tell everyone - stop

and there is an actual temperature of 64? I've never had the heat below 75 in Winter so I wouldn't know....



Oh wait......

Anonymous said...

Forget the toothbrush to clean the grout...it will take too long...just get that spray they advertise and spray the heck out of the grout and rinse it down! I hate to see anyone work too hard....LOL

Thanks for stopping by, hope you enjoyed your visit!

CanadianSwiss said...

I wonder who that could be??