Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Searches, Searches and More Searches

Wow, the searches have been going crazy, look what has driven folks my way lately, the bold is what they searched for.

boil sponge to kill germs - I hope they killed those germs
ditsy bint naked - Ditsy is there something you're not telling us?
fran from nanny 911 - I hope they voted for their favorite Nanny
you that you'are having a boy when - When he rings the doorbell and says I'm here that's when you know you're having a boy.
target commercial you know i wanna get it wanna get it right now lyrics - I have no idea, but Gomad and Ms. Mac did win a prize for answering a contest about a song in a Target commercial.
someone who never wants to know your birthday - I always remember peoples birthdays, unless I forget.
what does it mean when you are in the bathroom talking about someone and then a towel falls down? - Uhm, where was the towel originally, around your waist or on your head?
nra and dog the bounty hunter - yeah the NRA keeps sending me an application, go figure.
boys micro-wave dog - we have NEVER tried to microwave the dog. We did see if he we would fit in the new grill though (btw, he does)
buckelroos - oh god, this was that bad documentary we saw about the making of this horrid porn last year at the GLBT Film Festival in Chicago
ask the fruitcake lady jay leno - Uhm, I don't have that on YouTube anymore they canceled my account
pushed to do something you don't want to - like what?


Anonymous said...

What can I say? Someone's got good taste obviously :)


CanadianSwiss said...

Hmmm. My searches weren't as funny as yours. The stranges on my stats report was

-Three switches melting tongue

I wonder what exactly they were looking for.