Monday, October 22, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Allegations arise from Hogwarts

I knew it was only a matter of that Dumbledore has been posthumously outed, there are now allegations of impropriety flying around faster than a Golden Snitch on a Quidditch pitch!

One allegation is that Michael Jackson was a frequent guest of Dumbledore's!

The funny thing's the Pope making the allegations - that's sort of the Pot calling the Kettle black isn't it?


David said...

OMG! I about screamed in laughter after reading this post! Michael, you crack me up!

Rob7534 said...

JK left many a hints in the last two books... I know I picked up on a few passages that had me going.. "hmmm, I wonder!"

But all the same, I'm surprised that Old D was gay all along, I thought for sure Snape was totally taking it up the ass!

Andy said...

It was the way he thrust his arm deeply into the "sorting hat" that gave him away to me ;-)