Thursday, July 30, 2009

Off to meet the @chicagonow gang....brr you almost need a jacket for this weather...what a summer!
You can still win tickets to BLOWOFF this weekend, just head over here---> and leave a comment, it's that easy!
Retirement is a fallacy. You're gonna have to work until you die.
About to see Legally Blonde the musical. It had better be good you guys!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Crazy racist bitch goes off on bystanders!
Ack! I hate when the strap of my man purse gets all twisted on my shoulder

2009 Edgewater Dinner Crawl

The other evening Mr. V and I headed over to enjoy the 2nd Annual Edgewater Dinner Crawl on historic Bryn Mawr Avenue between Sheridan and Broadway. The "mini taste" showcased 13 of the delicious restaurants in the was quite delicious!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Heading over to TPAN to help assemble Safe Sex Packages just in time for Market Days....what are you doing to give back to the community?
Anyone else going to Blowoff in Chicago this weekend? I'm giving away 2 free tickets, check here:

Sunday, July 26, 2009

WOW! Can't believe I'm going out on a Sunday night. Off to see Teri Yaki @ Spin. What's your favorite Sunday night hangout?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Heading down to the @Skydeck at Sears Tower, er I mean Willis Tower

Friday, July 24, 2009

Off to see 'Girls vs Boys' @ Northwestern w/ my friend Danny, a great way to start my furlough.
Still trying to figure out what to do this weekend? Check out my hot list of happenings:

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Chicago Drag Queens behaving badly - AGAIN! Charged w/beating Pageant Judge with the trophy she didn't win
Just had an AWESOME interview with a contestant on Sean 'Diddy' Combs new reality show "Making HIS Band" Thx to Mr. V for all of his help!
QOTD: Who cleans up your mess?

Monday, July 20, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: My parents just got the internet. I hope my Mom doesn't ground me.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

I "love" having long haired pets that have the ability to create their own playthings.
Yum i had to eat vanilla ice cream for breakfast because there wasn't room in the freezer for the tater tots.
Yum i had to eat vanilla ice cream for breakfast because there wasn't room in the freezer for the tater tots.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Don't u h8 when u go 2 the grocery store spend $40 & realize when u got home u forgot something. Have a great weekend!
Whoo hoo! I'm on page 37 of today's @redeyechicago
No more Bareback Sex for IML Leather Market --->

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Holy Crap! Have you seen the footage of Michael Jackson's hair on fire during the Pepsi commercial? Totally horrifying!
$0.49 burgers at McDonald's today:
QOTD: Are you addicted to your cellphone?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

@annapulley kindly points out that I'm not quite gay enough. How gay are you?
Don't forget that the 10th Chicago Outdoor Film Festival starts tonight, all the details here --->

Monday, July 13, 2009

@Martini Park on Erie getting ready to enjoy 'Life is a Cabaret Mondays' you should come for a drink!
RT @queerunity Urge governor to sign Harvey Milk Day bill 916-445-2841 Press 1, prs 2, prs 1, finally press 1 to show support
QOTD: What is the oldest piece of clothing you are wearing today?

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Color me surprised. John McCain on 'Meet the Press' and he won't officially endorse Palin - so why'd he pick her to start with?

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Haunting Music in Amsterdam

One of the things I really enjoyed about Amsterdam was the variety of street musicians. All we have in Chicago are guys beating on plastic buckets, its loud and annoying - but it's all we have.

In Amsterdam I saw all kinds of musicans on the street including violinists, chello and a batty old lady playing the maracas in the Red Light District.

The most haunting thing though was this group of guys that were playing by Centraal Station one evening while we were walking to dinner. This music just sticks with me, I don't know why.

I love living in the city, but I really wish people would stop pooping right outside our garage door.

I'm Practically Perfect

Mary Poppins, which has been playing in Chicago for several months now, is sadly closing this weekend. To get ready for the excitment of it arriving I made this video.

Up until now it's been "exclusive" to Facebook.

If we're not friends on Facebook you should click on that icon on the upper right side there.

Friday, July 10, 2009

It's funny watching the women on The View justify their molestation of LL Cool J on the show yesterday.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Has Michael Jackson 'Beat it'? Where is his body?

Something is definitely going on with Michael Jackson's body - no one knows where it is?

E! Online is now reporting that only the family knows where Michael's body is. They know he's not at Forest Lawn where the service was held, and he's most definitely not at Staples Center where almost 20,000 people said goodbye to him, he's not at Neverland....but where is he?

No one knows.

We do know that the city spent almost $1.5M to pull off the recent memorial service held at the Staples Center. They're saying 31MM people watched the televised memorial, only 2MM less than when Princess Diana died. Everyone saw his casket at the Staples Center, but since then it's been hush hush about where it is.

E! News talked with a Health Registrar, who asked if anyone knew where Jackson's body was and he replied by saying "Are we going to police it as a county to make sure he doesn't leave there? You know how entertainment goes," remarked Hill.

What does that mean exactly? You know how entertainment goes? Sounds fishy to me!

They they go on to talk with a funeral director who claims that his body is being "held."

What does that mean exactly? Apparently a body can be kept indefinitely as long as it is under the proper storage conditions....which don't even necessarily need to be at a funeral home. As long as it's a suitable storage condition.....

Someone even said he was gonna be plastinated.

So where exactly IS Michael Jackson's body? Anyone smell conspiracy?

Everybody's working for the weekend! It's not too late to start planning, check out fun stuff going on this weekend.
I'm sad that this is the last weekend to see Mary Poppins in Chicago. She's leaving town soon & heading to Cleveland,OH

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Looking forward to having dinner with Mr. V @CenteronHalsted tonight
@redeyechicago I am walking down the sidewalk in Ravenswood finishing up my lunch break. #123456789 #redeyechicago
RT @redeyechicago Pls remember to take part in our experiment At 12:34:56 please tweet me with your location and hashtag #123456789
No one knows where Michael Jackson's body is. He wasn't interred yesterday. Is he getting ready to go on tour?
QOTD: How many times did you hit the snooze button this morning?

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

RT@redeyechicago Please take part in our experiment 2morrow @ 12:34:56 please tweet with your location and hashtag #123456789
MJ Body tour has started-MSNBC confirms that body not returned to Forest Lawn & no decision where to bury him yet. #MJ
NOTE TO SELF: When eating a cookie covered in powdered sugar it is not advisable to inhale.
RT @redeyechicago: Want to be published in tomorrow's RedEye? Leave your tribute at our virtual Jackson memorial at

Monday, July 06, 2009

Will Michael Jackson become the next Evita Peron?

No one wants to believe me, but I just have a feeling that Michael Jackson is going to become this generations Evita Peron! Seriously!!!

The whole media circus surrounding his death has been overwhelming it feels like he's been dead for months when in reality it's been less than 2 weeks.

There's the drama with the kids, with the ex-wife, with the estate, with the family there's just drama drama drama everywhere! And everyone seems to be hungry for money, for someone who had such financial drama during his lifetime - it continues after his death! Everyone wants a slice of the money.

LA wants money to cover the cost of the police coverage for the funeral, the record producers want a slice of the songs, the concert promoters want to salvage as much money as they can. Everyone wants a piece of the pie!

I have a feeling that MJ is gonna make more money dead than he ever did alive....and he's gonna go back on tour! It's a conspiracy I tell ya...a conspiracy!

Imagine it, MJ's body is going to tour the world and people will pay money to see his preserved body - just like Evita Peron....only I don't think they charged to see Evita.

Think about it, the concert promoters have already asked ticket holders of his sold out 50 concerts to exchange the cost of their tickets for a souvenir ticket...and people are doing it! Think about it, they'll have a ticket to a concert that never happened and it will be a collectors item....and the concert promoters get to keep the money.....tricky : -)

I betcha......I just betcha......MJ coming to a city near you - very soon!!!!!
I love making telemarketers hang up on ME
So, after the Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday at Staples Center, where do you think the first stop on the Rainbow Tour will be?
QOTD: What is you grammar pet peeve? Thx to Logan S for todays question.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Today makes me glad that we went to the beach yesterday, it just means we get to go tomorrow instead!
Yeah I finally opened something in Mario Kart!!!
On the way to breakfast caught some girl doing the really really fast walk of shame in really high heels.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Hollywood Beach is becoming the new gayby hangout.
Hmmm...seems like a perfect Hollywood Beach day......I've got the vodka lemonades you bring the towel
Still trying to figure out what to do this weekend? Check out my hit list of hot happenings.
QOTD: What are your plans for the Fourth of July weekend?

Thursday, July 02, 2009

I wonder if Michael Jacksons body will be this generations Evita?

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Mrs. Slocombe is now stroking her pussy in heaven. Goodbye Mollie Sugden!
Why do people think they are driving triangles? If the front of the car fit, then the back will fit too-its not wider than the front ya know
QOTD: What is your beverage of choice?