Saturday, July 31, 2010

Attention this is an all skate reverse
Srsly @ticketmaster $16.50 in fees on a $94 ticket? & I love how you sneak in the $4.50 processing fee at the very end

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

If Whitney is consuming 4.5oz of Coke a week per the @nationalenquirer, then why is she so fat?

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

How is it that people forget how to drive as soon as they get behind the wheel?

Monday, July 12, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Won big time at the the atm (minus service fees) &@ the buffet.
Going to the casino today should I bet red or white on the roulette table?
Happy Anniversary @7_Eleven, don't forget to stop by for your FREE SLUSHIE TODAY!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Now that I know the kid brother on Hannah Montana is 33 I'm sorta creeped out.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Excited to be going on a @kovaldistillery tour tomorrow, then the casino on sunday!

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Bring the Kardashians to Chicago - I think not!

I got this overly dramatic email this morning imploring me that I click on the Demand It (r) button to tell the world that I want the Kardashian Sisters to come to Chicago.

Now why in the hell would I want to do that? I don't have cable so I've never seen their program, but unfortunately because they are media grabbing whores I know all about them.....disgusting...and I'm a media whore....well not really but I like to pretend.

The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians are their hot boyfriends/husbands - WOOF!!!!

They've taken Miami and for all I care, they can stay there.

Do you love or hate the Kardashians?

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Thursday, July 01, 2010

What's it mean when the lady at dunkin donuts slips you an extra munchkin?